In a glass case on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a neon pink outfit donned by Robbie Williams. The performance in front of 100,024 attendees was considered a success.
Perhaps you don't like Robbie Williams. You might think he is the ultimate present to music in history. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, conceding that some hits are excellent while others are terrible.
The key argument is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to craft music or even the longest format.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The climate, the hour of play, the ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the pitch is the blank slate on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the great game dismantled and stuck back together in abstract form.
This is not a justification of the surface which yielded a win and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Having a thick layer on the pitch, resulting in a cascade of wickets being taken in less than two days, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The format is a varied portfolio, a long history and still growing. On occasion, as witnessed recently, the ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it turns square on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The close matches are all the more thrilling owing to the investment made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the attack. That the best players were prevented from playing their natural game.
The format is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and adapting effectively. The two highest individual scores were made by world-class batters. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Attempt to convince the fans who have suffered a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the MCG, thousands made noise and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of national pride.
There was hope as the bowlers dominated, advantage when players fought back, and pure joy when the win was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has a history with difficult wickets. Previously, a game there featured a strip with all the life of a a non-event.
That fixture was a slog, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – both are not the standard, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the demise of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been treated to some real entertainment. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this match, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The players delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his persona.
Emerging talents performed with key contributions. These are baby steps, hardly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but something to develop from.
At the very least, this MCG win takes its place among other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a beautiful night, the team assembled on the outfield to start their own festivities.
Savour the moment, boys. You've earned this one.